On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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