You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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