well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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