Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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