I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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