You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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