Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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