White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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