I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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