i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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