Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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