his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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