She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
FUCK WHALES
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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