My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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