great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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