i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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