My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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