please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
