I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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