.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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