so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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