But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
