I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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