YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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