:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize