Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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