fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
its liver damage thursday
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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