4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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