You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think people are normalizing furries
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
