But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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