im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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