How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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