Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here