i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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