You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me