let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.