Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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