I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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