ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
