Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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