these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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