Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
honey bunches of taint.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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