That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it glows. i had to have it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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