I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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