.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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