Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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