sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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