Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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