I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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