i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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