is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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