I need help removing her.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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