the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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