Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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