God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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