she was so not down for the gang bang
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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