Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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