Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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