i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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