I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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