normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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