If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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