i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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