you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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