I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just gift wrapped bread.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
