If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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