i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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