He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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